yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
