There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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