just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
