Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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