In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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