evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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