Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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