Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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