I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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