how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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