am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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