She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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