is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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