She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
