What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
being pregnant is like rehab
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Congratulations! We have a period
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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