escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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