my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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