Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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