I think scott just propositioned me for sex
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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