everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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