The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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