is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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