He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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