the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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