Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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