don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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