People in love make me want to vomit
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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