Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
youre lurking in front of me
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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