You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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