you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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