Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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