Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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