I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
