The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
