you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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