bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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