is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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