ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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