Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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