Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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