But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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