I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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