what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The power of my boobs compel you
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I would ride that face into the sunset
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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