Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
kristin has been a bad kristin
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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