The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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