And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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