Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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