I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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