wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We need to get me chipped asap
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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