My brain says no but my pants say off.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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