how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
