Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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